Scripture Mastery

I found a piece of paper a few days ago, not quite sure where, but it was obviously something that I wrote when I was in Early Morning Seminary. There's a list of rhymes to remember the scripture mastery verses, but the funniest thing by far was this:

"For the natural teen is an enemy to his parents, and has been from the start of adolescence (fall of his voice), and will be forever and ever, unless he yields to the (not so subtle) enticings of his parents, and putteth off the natural teen and becometh bearable through the great patience and love of the parents, and becometh as a child, submissive, meek, humble, patient, full of love, willing to submit to all things which his parents seeth fit to inflict upon him, even as a child doth submit to his father (or mother, when she's got the cookies)."