2:00 a.m. text to my brother Joe: "Infestation of molluscs?"

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me: hey Joe

Joseph: hey

what's up?

me: so...that text last night...

Joseph: yeah

what is that?

me: so I had a really weird dream

there was an infestation of shell-less molluscs

in our house - and they had to be transported from one place to another, and they were in dirty, dirty water

and they could talk.

so of course I helped them out. I had to sneak them from one room to another room past an armed guard

and they were really gross, but very friendly and nice

Joseph: weird

me: It was a lot easier to do before I could see them in the dirty water,

but after that, it was kind of nasty and gross, but I already knew they were nice little baby animal things

so when I woke up and told Danny about it

his very first reaction was, "You should text Joe!"

"He would think that's cool!"

Joseph: ?

perhaps

me: Maybe you could write a story about it

Joseph: it sounds like a crazy dream

hehe

or maybe you could

me: FINE maybe I WILL!

Joseph: hehe

(This makes a lot more sense knowing that my brother is a science fiction writer)