I have been dreading tomorrow for several weeks. It is the day that my father and I will start our road trip to Provo, Utah, where I go to school (Brigham Young University). There isn't one reason that this situation is so dreaded - but rather a combination of memories of Utah suck-ness, ever growing affection towards my home state and the general New England region, but what is probably most significant - the people.
In an effort to cheer me up, Trevor told me that, "Hey, Utah's not a four-letter word."
[Pause]
[Laughter]
"$#*!, I guess it is."
Other four-letter words having to do with Utah include:
dumb
boys
ring
date
love
work
(honor) code
heck
fech (okaaay, since this isn't a reeeeal word, it doesn't matter I forgot the "t")
ncmo
But do not include:
mail
arab
hike
uhhhhm...uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm....
If you can think of anything else, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!!
Currently, I cannot imagine a force powerful enough to convince me to remove my membership from facebook's "In Utah, but not Of Utah" group.
Uh...Kate, honor is not a four-letter word. Perhaps "code" would work there?
ReplyDeleteYou're so funny. I'm also in Utah but not of Utah. And it really is becoming less terrible now that I'm just working...and perhaps will become even less terrible when I'm not even working.
I'm looking forward to having some Kateness back in Utah!
Yeah, but if I just put "code" in the list, it wouldn't make any sense.
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