My Feeling About Butt Kissing

I don't like it.

Unfortunately, it seems to be a necessary evil.


(That was my nephew Alan typing. He named each letter as he pressed it.)

On second thought, there are a select few peoples' butts I wouldn't mind kissing, and that includes innocent little people whose butts may be dirtier, but whose hearts certainly aren't. The only thing is, those people are too innocent to know about non-literal butt kissing. If only adults were more like them. Sigh.

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